Avril Lavigne is quitting her position as Hot Topic’s Lady of Perpetual Ho Strollin’. The 27 year old is getting married for the second time. The lucky winner of this gem of classiness is Nickelback singer, Chad Kroeger.
Lavigne and Kroeger are engaged. I sacrificed the brain cells that kept track of her conquests so I had to be reminded that she dismounted Brody Jenner and moved on with a fellow Canadian. According to People, the couple is snorting with carefree derision at the 10 year age gap and decided to get married after 6 whole months of making music together.
The Labatt Blue of rockers proposed to Avril on August 8th. He slipped a 14 carat ring on her finger and they are squeeing with glee to anyone who will stop questioning the amount of eyeliner she wears long enough to listen.
Congrats and may this not end with finding Avril face down in the lap of drunken heir to a random pickling business.
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